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I'm Too Funny For Friends.

hai. so um this is my blog. try not to be jealous. but it's pretty cool. or at least that's what my mom says...

ahjiao:

entered room, couldn’t find parrot

ahjiao:

entered room, couldn’t find parrot

kaizilla:

Watching everyone else blog after you hit your post limit

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

spooky-spankings:

girl you must be betty crocker, cause ur making me

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pyjamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pyjamas

doppledeaner:

break up lines: I don’t ship us

we’re my notp

we’re no longer canon 

we’re canoff

we’re cannot

we can still be a brotp

this ship is sinking

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yesimbeyonce:

nutellablackface:

OH MY GOD ITS THE DICK TOO BOMB SONG